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[shesmashes]

[ the video clicks onto a large, muscular green woman sitting on a deserted bench in a purple tanktop and matching pants. and she's obviously very, very tall.

there's a smile before she speaks up.Alright, let me get this straight. I got taken away from my own "superhero" business to be one in another dimension? And here I left my heroing license

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[grooviestmutant]

You've come at quite a time, it seems.

It is nice to meet you. I am Charles Xavier. I'm still quite new myself.

voice;

[shesmashes]

Yeah, I think I'm noticing. Can't say I'm complaining, honestly.

[ a brief pause. ]

Like... X-Men Charles Xavier?

voice;

[grooviestmutant]

[ He's starting to get used to strangers recognizing him, but he's trying not to let it get to his head. ] Things at least seem to be... winding down, for the most part.

Ah, yes, that is what--I've heard. [ He chuckles somewhat at that. ] That would be me.

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[shesmashes]

You don't sound older and bald.

video; oh. oh. oh no.

[grooviestmutant]

[ Charles just stares for a long moment, before he pouts his lower lip for a very brief second comically -- intentionally -- before he's shaking his head as if in mourning. ]

P-Pardon?

[ IT CAN'T BE TRUE. ]

video; OOPS.......

[shesmashes]

[ oh... uh oh. oh man he definitely looks waaaay young. maybe even younger than her. ]

The Xavier I know is kind of totally bald. Picard bald. [ YEAH I JUST DID THAT ]

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[manlytear]

[[ OOC: JUST HI-FIVING YOU. And preparing ways to make fun of Charles and his hair loss. ]]

video; ALL OF THE (MANLIEST) TEARS

[grooviestmutant]

[ He just stares at her, before shaking his head a second, mournful time. It was bound to happen. ]

Picard...? [ He frowns further, (so unfortunately!!) not recognizing the reference. But he dismisses it in his hair concern. ]

I-Is that something I am known for? [ So cautious. Part of him wants to try to meet her, feel about in her mind and get a good estimate of his baldness to appropriate his disappointment -- but he decides against it. ] Someone should have mentioned this by now -- oh.

Erik will do nothing but mock me for this. He gets children, I lose my hair. My hair. [ w-weh!! ]

video; SHHHH IT'S OKAY....

[shesmashes]

[ oh god she looks. so awkward. SO AWKWARD. WAS SHE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE SAID THAT???? ]

You... kind of get children too?

[ at least she didn't mention the wheelchair ajfldjka ]

video; slowly.. slowly recovering from weh..

[grooviestmutant]

[ Charles notices her awkward and hopes he hasn't made her feel too bad. Considering his own shock at his hairnanigans have lead him to not have exactly noticed she was kind of green. WHOOPS.
But he's seen a human-sized, speaking squirrel, so he's immune now. He just smiles, an attempt at being apologetic for the biggest deal ever he's made of his vanity.]

Oh! Yes, well, I suppose that is right. Erik had pointed that out as well. Though it is to my benefit that I do not have any children that I myself have fathered without knowing about. [ lol yet. ]

[ he is so not prepared for the wheelchair situation he will probably just have long.. hard discussions with erik about how that shit isn't cool and WELP LITTLE DOES HE KNOOWWW. /quiets the spoilars ]

video; holds to bosom....

[shesmashes]

And hey, if it's any consultation, you were the best-looking bald guy I've ever seen?

[ NOT THAT SHE WOULD EVER HIT THAT

well maybe she would now

but that's weird ]

video; aww yiss

[grooviestmutant]

[ WELP HE HAS PLENTY OF BEDROOM EYES FOR THAT PURPOSE. B)
He smiles, pleased to hear that information, at least.]

I--am not sure in what way I should be flattered. I'd have thought myself much more handsome at this point in time. [ He laughs and shakes his head. ]

Though now I am quite reassured.

video; ufuu.....................

[shesmashes]

Okay, you're pretty handsome now too, but I bet you hear that all the time.

[ NO STOP FLIRTING HE'S OLD IN YOUR TIME THAT'S WEIRD. ]

No hard feelings then?

video; XDDDD

[grooviestmutant]

[ WELL HE APPRECIATES ALL OF IT UNFUNF. He smiles, turning on more of his charm (as if he has to). ]

Only when I am my least sober do I heard that, I'm afraid. Of course there are no hard feelings.

Someone was bound to tell me eventually, hmm? [ He chuckles with a soft sound in his throat of pleasure. ]

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[shesmashes]

[ she just smirks. ]

It was better from me than someone who really knows you.

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[grooviestmutant]

[ That only serves to make him laugh even more and raise an eyebrow. ]

I suppose that could be very true.