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[doublehats]

[tonight, there is an ever-so-curious looking reindeer peering into his communicator with a very important question]

Can someone help me? Um, who is 'Rudolph'? Should I know them?

[...hey, it's not his fault the One Piece world is rather lacking in fictional reindeer that are supposedly part of common pop culture]

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voodoo

[haki]

Rudolf? Did someone call you a rudolf?

YOU REMIND ME OF THE BABE

[doublehats]

Uh-huh, when I was walking outside! Does that mean there are other reindeer here?

I SEE YEW BEFORE ME

[haki]

Maybe? Can you sniff them out, Chopper? We can go find them and meet Rudolf!

CHOCOLAT CHOCOLAT YEW MAKE ME FEEL

[doublehats]

Really?! I'd know if other reindeer are here though--! Um, I don't know if looking is a good idea... [CHILDHOOD TRAUMAAAAA ;A;]

permavideo;

[mockingbirdie]

He's a red-nosed reindeer character from a Christmas song and Rankin/Bass TV special.

1/2

[doublehats]

[he managed to understand everything up until 'Christmas']

[doublehats]

--THERE'S A REINDEER WITH A RED NOSE?!

[mockingbirdie]

Well yes. He's fictional.

voice;

[maggotbone]

Rudolph? [Callie lets out a short laugh] Cute, but it's almost discriminatory.

I hope you responded with great aggression.

permavoice;

[doublehats]

Discri... was it really? I was really supposed to get mad? I did a little... I thought maybe they were calling me something other than a reindeer but I've never heard of a Rudolph.

same~

[maggotbone]

Well get ready to hear a lot of it during winter time. You might have kids all over you.

[doublehats]

[so confuuused]

I-I don't really mind... I think.

[totallyrhombus]

Are folks calling you that?

[doublehats]

Sometimes when I go outside to explore, people will call me that. Usually little kids.

[totallyrhombus]

Hmmm, but that's not your name. Did someone put a name tag on your back, little guy?

(text.)

[dreamsonaplane]

The one from the Christmas Stories?

permavid!

[doublehats]

Christ...mas, stories?

permavid!

[dreamsonaplane]

You know, the one where the reindeer gets kicked out for being different because his nose lights up. [then without a beat.] It's because you look like one.

[doublehats]

[was someone stalking his life? because that sounds exactly like what he sort-of went through. aside from the nose glowing of course]

That--! Th-that really happened?! To someone else?!