no, seriously, fuck those guys

[deconnate]

[The video opens on a girl, high-school age, sitting at a desk. She's looking down into the camera, almost as if to make herself look taller, or perhaps simply because this is the only position she could angle it without the communicator falling over mid-broadcast. She's no one you'd recognize, and neither is the communicator number. (Alas, it is

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video; i will be singing this song for months :|

[crabulous]

A-Candy Man, a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man!

Oh, hooray! What fun that was!

video;

[deconnate]

I'm impressed anyone joined in.

video;

[acahellyeah]

Come on, how could we not? Singing's like, my thing.

video;

[crabulous]

Indeed! The Nard Dog is a very talented musician! And I'm a comedian!

video;

[deconnate]

Darn, and here I gave up my dancing lessons at age five. Guess we'll never manage that road show.

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[deconnate]

Kids these days. Absolutely no sense of culture.

[Pretty rich, considering she's less than five years older than Lyra.]

[deconnate]

Eye decay. What do you want to talk about?

[deconnate]

Oooh, they're being honest alright.

[deconnate]

Not "loads" in the way you think. An open call like this, they'll maaaybe consider thirty percent of the total. It whittles down from there.

[deconnate]

Yeeep. And I'm not reciting the fifty-page rubric.