♠ [video]

[he_is_wild]

[The video starts with a busy intersection. Suddenly one car slams into another. Then another. Before long there is a multi-car pileup and the camera pans back, showing a news reporter standing on the edge of the roof of a low building, wincing at the sound of a horrible traffic accident happening on the street behind him. The cameraman backs up

Comments

Voice

[under_thehood]

Didn't really like that joke either.

Voice

[he_is_wild]

Hmm?

Did someone say something? All I heard was tweeting.

Re: Voice

[under_thehood]

That wasn't funny the first time, either.

Voice

[he_is_wild]

Chirp, chirp.

Did you want something?

Re: Voice

[under_thehood]

You with a hole in the head.

Voice

[he_is_wild]

Oh, you.

Always with the same old birdsong.

You need some fresh material.

Re: Voice

[under_thehood]

Look who's talking. Always with the crazy bit. Still just as fake.

Voice

[he_is_wild]

[A pause, because he's scowling at the communicator. Then...]

You wanna reminisce? Fetch me a crowbar.

Re: Voice

[under_thehood]

Maybe I will. And see if you remember how it feels to get the crap beaten out of you.

Let's see. Your typical MO is hiding in some weird clown attraction. Like a carnival or a funhouse. How many of those are there here?

Eenie, meeney, minie, moe.

Voice

[he_is_wild]

Eena, meena, mina, mo,
Where do all the Bat's Rogues go?
To the East and to the West,
To the bonny birdie's nest;
Ivy's in the garden,
Hatter's drinking tea,
If you want the very best
Please choose me!

Re: Voice

[under_thehood]

Oh I do choose you.

Voice

[he_is_wild]

Then come get me.

NOT-ACTION

[under_thehood]

[He would be there if he didn't get interfered with.]

voice; so encrypted for all time

[batmantled]

Stop.

Re: voice; so encrypted for all time

[under_thehood]

Too bad, Dickie.

voice; so encrypted for all time

[batmantled]

This doesn't end well for you.