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[finburns]

[The comma turns on to show an upwards shot of a… blue man with fins and gills. And a military vest on. Which is covered in blood. As is his neck. And mouth. The bullet-shaped holes in the vest suggest… well. Bullet wounds. Which is strange because he seems fine and perfectly… blue. He looks down and gives the comm a bland look.]

I've been in

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[inhisrighthand]

[Have Hellboy, sitting at a bar and clutching a bottle in his over-sized hand. If he could do a proper smile, he would.]

Damn, Abe. You look like hell.

[inhisrighthand]

Yeah. And they wanted me to be their king. Can you imagine me, king of a bunch of old hags? What a load of crap.

[finburns]

We've seen crazier.

[inhisrighthand]

Yeah.

Speaking of crazy, I've already had to fight a bunch of Nazi vampires here. So stay on your toes.

[finburns]

And here I was hoping the Nazis didn't exist in this world.