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[ *ahem* ]
Attention Superheroes! I am Evil! I am unkind! I eat children for breakfast and floss my teeth with the bones of the elderly! Fear me! Hate me! I am Evil! I am Horrifying! Everything I do drips with venom, darkness, and overly long Saturday-morning cliches! Fear me, for I shall bring your world down to its knees and rule the criminal underworld through the sinister use of of aglets and girl-scout cookies!
Mwuahahahahahahahahaha!
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Is that really all it takes to be a villain? Honestly?
I can't say that I'm impressed.