iv | video | BACKDATED... A DAY OR SO

[fantasycliche]

[ Today the usual scowl has been done away with in favor of a really miserable pout! But only because she hasn't figured out how to switch it to voice yet. ]

I need something to stop the itch of poison ivy, and to find an elf that ought to be in hiding if he knows what's good for him.

[ She doesn't even have the heart to sound as MENACING AND

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[gaourex]

OATMEAL

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[fantasycliche]

[ JUST... SQUINTING AT THIS WORD SO SUSPICIOUSLY ]

How will that help?

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[gaourex]

TAKE AN OATMEAL BATH

[fantasycliche]

I'm not stupid.

voice;

[niceassassin]

[ No video. He's not giving any clues as to where he's hiding. ]

Perhaps you have just developed a tragic allergy to gold. Did that not occur to you?

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[fantasycliche]

No. [ SCOWL OVERLOAD. SHE CAN MUSTER THE EFFORT FOR YOU. ] I haven't. Where are you?

voice forever!

[niceassassin]

Hmmm. Now that I think about it, I was storing that gold bar next to the poison ivy sample. Funny thing, that.

[ Ignoring the question! ]

[fantasycliche]

[ noticing!! ]

I can simply find you.

Permavoice;

[hasgonehonkers]

[He had to check google to see if oatmeal was an actual remedy, but it was totally worth it. He needs to keep up his harassment from prison anyway.]

You're all even motherfuckin' dumb enough to motherfuckin' ignore good advice when you all motherfuckin' get some. It'll all be a motherfuckin' miracle if you actually get up learning shit while you're all here.

permavideo!

[fantasycliche]

[ just. the most pained of expressions. UGH THIS GUY. at least he's not typing today. ]

Oh. It's you again.

[hasgonehonkers]

Yeah, it's all motherfuckin' me again. What a great observation that all is.

[fantasycliche]

Don't you have incomprehensible messages to be sending to someone?

[disillusionists]

Since you don't seem willing to take oatmeal as a remedy,
I can help you.

vidja forever

[fantasycliche]

With the elf, or the itch?

[disillusionists]

Both.
But just the itch, for now.

[fantasycliche]

How?

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[doubleoohbaby]

I hear other physical activities can distract away from the itch.

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[fantasycliche]

I'm looking for a fix, not a distraction. [ ...oh wait maybe that was meant to be innuendo. a little petulantly: ] And in any case, the affected area is unattractive.

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[doubleoohbaby]

Right.

Well I see you might be getting a hand in any case, so why don't I help you with that distraction after. Help cure the trauma it must have caused.

[fantasycliche]

[ SHOW OF CONSIDERING THAT... even though enjoyable company + enjoyable activities = how could she say no, but you have to put on an act!! ]

If you're buying dinner again, I could be convinced.