2.002 ♣ [voice then video]

[doubleoohbaby]

[Mr. Monotone is back, sounding as flat as humanly possible.]

I don't think I'm in the minority here when I say a summer vacation tends to paint pictures of sun, sea and sand, not--

Oh, shut up. You love it! [Another voice is quick to interject and after a brief jostle for the communicator it switches to video mode, straight to a close up of

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ACTION;

[fishnets]

I'm sure they'll be restocking soon, James. [She grins, digging into her GIANT ICE CREAM PARFAIT BECAUSE IT IS A TOTALLY ACCEPTABLE LUNCH.]

ACTION;

[doubleoohbaby]

[James has just got a strong coffee. He's already eaten a hearty meal of self-pity and woe.]

Can't wait.

ACTION;

[fishnets]

[Less to barf up when they're on THE COOLEST ROLLER COASTER EVER!!]

Where to next? [She's picking out the large chunks of fruit, trying to keep them on the spoon. They keep sliding off.] Do they have the Haunted Mansion thing at this one? I want to go on that.

ACTION;

[doubleoohbaby]

[Watching the crowd morosely.]

What's the Haunted Mansion thing? [Hopefully he won't regret asking. He's still managing to sound as unenthusiastic as possible.]

[ voice; private ]

[meowminx]

[ It sounds like she just finished laughing. ]

Hmm?

[ voice; private ]

[doubleoohbaby]

[He hates his life.]

Don't sound too entertained.

[ voice; private ]

[meowminx]

Is there such a thing?

[ voice; private ]

[doubleoohbaby]

I don't know.

Look. I've got a visitor. Back home. Think you could feed her tonight?

Video

[ctu_savior]

[No words, but James this is probably the largest, most dickish smile you've ever seen from Jack SO TAKE IT IN.]

Video

[doubleoohbaby]

[Well how about a very brief video right back of Bond's middle finger saying a prolonged hello?]

Video

[ctu_savior]

Look at it this way, Bond. You're learning a lot about American culture right now.

[voice now HE REFUSES FURTHER HUMILIATION]

[doubleoohbaby]

And hating every minute of it.

permavideo;

[microwavemutant]

Oh! Jealous!

permareluctantvideo;

[doubleoohbaby]

You can take my place if you want.

[microwavemutant]

[omg so tempting...]

If school wasn't in session, I totally would. You'll just have to ride the tea cups once for me.

[doubleoohbaby]

I'm sure I'll get that chance. You're quite the student to turn down an offer of Disney.

[video]

[hoaryhosts]

If you're about to imply that summer vacation is a pleasant experience, you haven't been in New York long enough.

[video]

[doubleoohbaby]

I try and get out of New York as much as possible.

[video]

[hoaryhosts]

Your loss.

[video]

[doubleoohbaby]

A city is a city.