[video]

[batghoul]

[Cass is staring at a script in her hands with something between disgust and anger. She can't read it, but she's staring at it with such intensity that maybe she's hoping that she'll discover that the porter gave her eye lasers to burn straight through it.]

I'm the bad guy.

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[video]

[foreverbouncing]

[Yes Charlie is somewhere in the house but is using her phone shut up.]

You're the what?

[action]

[batghoul]

[Well Cass don't believe in that nonsense and puts the phone down and wanders to where Charlie's at, and stands right behind her.]

The bad guy.

[action]

[foreverbouncing]

[GAH! Charlie literally jumps in her seat, totally dropping her DS. Yay for carpeting. And then she twists around to kneel in her chair and glare.]

First, I hate you. Second, what are-

[Then she notices the script Cass is holding. She swipes it and starts flipping through it.]

Wait, what?!

[action]

[batghoul]

[It's a generic action movie script, where Cass's role is as an evil Triad assassin that makes melodramatic villainous speeches.]

...The bad guy. I'm the bad guy.

voice

[inthirds]

--What?

[batghoul]

In the, um, movie.

I'm the bad guy.

[inthirds]

[beat.

huh?

...oh. OH YEAH...]

Oh.

[batghoul]

Yeah.

Would rather be... good.

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[fishnets]

[fishnets]

...I'm sorry, Cass.

[batghoul]

...It's okay.

Just... I'm not a bad guy.

[fishnets]

It's a movie, not a documentary. We all know you aren't.

[meowminx]

It's called acting for a reason, Cass.

[batghoul]

Yeah, but...

Don't like, um. Pretending to be bad. [She realizes that it sounds silly, but it's true.]

[meowminx]

Why not?

[ Selina can't relate to this feeling. ]

[batghoul]

Reminds me of... when I was bad.

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[askedtobe]

What do you mean?

[batghoul]

Going to be... in a movie.

I'm the bad guy.

[askedtobe]

Look, at least it's just a movie.

[batghoul]

I know, just...

[sigh.]

Being bad is, uh... not my thing.