oo3. [video]; backdated to the beginning of this agedown madness

[breathingsounds]

[SMALL SRS CHILD HAS VERY SRSBSNS FACE. HE IS STARING WITH A VERY SRS EXPRESSION AT THE CAMERA.

SRSLY.]

Right, I'm pretty sure that this is some kinda communicator - it looks a little weird, but I guess there's a lot of kinds of tech that I haven't seen yet. But if that's the broadcaster it still can't have a very wide range - what is this,

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[qinaimeimei]

*Kaylee's figured the tech out pretty well already, so she's all chipper and smiley as she speaks.*

It's short range, uh-huh, zhǒng bù qiè shíjì if you ask me, but then most of this place isn't. Haven't quite figured out 'xactly where it is, but kěnéng huì gèng zāo s'pose? Don't think either those places're near, guessin' s'your homeworld or some such?

*Wait, something's just kicking in and now she's pouting.*

Must be awful f'you.

[[*kind of impractical, **could be worse]]

[breathingsounds]

I dunno. Maybe.

What language was that?

[qinaimeimei]

Oh! Chinese, 'course!

[breathingsounds]

Whaddya mean of course? I've never even heard of Chinese before.

...Action??

[almostprimal]

[OH GOD

SO MANY LEVELS OF OH GOD

TINY CHILD THAT FEELS LIKE VADER IN THE FORCE...... KINDA
WHAT IS THIS SLAVE BUSINESS

excuse Starkiller for a good half minute while his brain shatters into a thousand pieces]

--There's no way to get to Tatooine from here.

[...Yeah, that's the best he came up with.]

SURE WHY NOT

[breathingsounds]

[Hey.

Hey Starkiller.

You know that guy who's been making your life hell for like as long as you can remember? Yeah, that dude? Look at how friendly and adorable he is :D

You're also totally getting a curious look.]

Somebody said that this was an alternate dimension. Do those things really exist?

And, uh, who are you? If you don't mind me asking.

[Video]

[breathingsounds]

I dunno, I hope not. A lot of people are saying the same sort of thing though I guess, so maybe....

[Video]

[breathingsounds]

A lot of people say a lot of things though, and sometimes they're wrong.

[video]

[taughttolisten]

[well guess who's gone completely pale]

.....Anakin? Do you remember me?

[video]

[breathingsounds]

[The whole being completely pale thing has kinda caught his attention, and he WONDERS WHAT THAT MEANS....]

I don't think so, sir, sorry. Should I?

... Are you the one who brought me here?

Re: [video]

[taughttolisten]

I... well, I...

[wait for it. WAIT FOR IT.]

Yes. You've been freed, Anakin.

[video]

[breathingsounds]

Wait, really?

[BLOOMING HOPE it's adorable and yet tragic.]

Is my mom here too?