05; [video]

[hoaryhosts]

[If anyone's paying attention to the room behind Strange, they might notice that it's dusty, poorly lit, with a spell caster's circle and a dead pigeon in the center of it. The Doctor himself seems... Tired. And slightly annoyed. Might have something to do with the dead pigeon. Or just... Pigeons. Pigeons.]Two things of note

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permavoice;

[fromscarsdale]

This oughta be interesting. Okay, friend, I'll bite. Pray tell us, what's the cause of our infestation situation?

[permavid]

[hoaryhosts]

I am. I attempted to assist a friend with a project, the spell worked. Slightly too well, as you can see.

[pause]

It should clear up in a week or two. Three at the absolute latest.

[fromscarsdale]

That's it? We're just supposed to ride it out 'til then?

[hoaryhosts]

I'm looking into it.

permavideo;

[fishnets]

But do you do ten dollar palm readings?

[Encrypted]
Were you involved with this somehow? It feels like your magic.

[permavid; encrypted]

[hoaryhosts]

No. Clea was much more curious about divination than I ever was, and even she preferred reading tea leaves.

... I'm afraid I was. Have you had the pleasure of meeting Doctor Zoidberg?

[encrypted;]

[fishnets]

Clea?

Don't sound so worried. I don't assume it was done intentionally. Doctor Zoidberg? Kinda pasty, kinda bald? I met him while trying to find Whiskey a date, yeah. What hand did he have in this Sy Fy Channel made-for-television movie?

[encrypted;]

[hoaryhosts]

A former student.

When he doesn't resemble a seafood restaurant's mascot, yes, I'd say that's an apt description. The Doctor would like to work in show business. His act required dancing pigeons, and for all of his oddities, I find the man amusing, so... I thought I would help him. Obviously, this wasn't the wisest decision of my career.

[hoaryhosts]

Thank you for your riveting contribution, Mister Robbins.

[hoaryhosts]

You actually hadn't made my short list.

[yourentirelife]

Yeah? Well, maybe you should tell the fellows trying to start the robot lynch mob.

[hoaryhosts]

He's just as much to blame, really.

[pause]

They do know that lynching him would be remarkably ineffective, of course.

[yourentirelife]

I...really don't think that's the point, sir. Either of those statements.

[hoaryhosts]

And what was the point?

mayoral authority, go!

[homomachinis]

And what, exactly, do you think was the cause?

Oh god. /sooob

[hoaryhosts]

Magic.

don't worry dr he won't be mad... MUCH...

[homomachinis]

You are the expert. I believe I heard something from a walking crap about who did it. Was he telling the truth?

he's more angry with himself, really

[hoaryhosts]

If you're referring to Doctor Zoidberg, it's very likely. I don't know that he can tell you much other than the truth.