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[batghoul]

I was training... in the park. A guy saw me. Said he, um, wanted me to be in... a movie. With, uh...

[She holds up a business card to the camera, which says "Robert Jones, Casting Director for Untitled Film starring Steven Seagal."]

Never, um, acted. Not sure I should.

[Private & Encrypted to Ted Kord]Um. Hi. I, uh... have a question.

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[borntobewildcat]

I think you should do it.

permavid

[batghoul]

Really?

...Did say the part... had lots of fighting.

[borntobewildcat]

How often do you get to do something like that? And I'm pretty sure you could kick Seagal's ass.

I'm totally seeing you having your own martial arts films now.

[batghoul]

Is Seagal... good?

[She might be turning red a little bit at that second part.]

No! Um. Maybe just one movie. Make money for the dojo.

PERMAVIDEO, I AM SO GLAD YOU DID THIS YUSSS.

[fishnets]

Do it!

I'M SO GLAD YOU GAVE ME THE IDEA

[batghoul]

...Maybe.

Do you know the, uh... star?

IT'S HIDEOUS AND I LOVE IT. JUST HER HANGING OUT WITH SEAGAL.

[fishnets]

Not particularly, but that doesn't matter! Why not have a little fun and make some cash?

AND THEN SHE BEATS HIM UP WHEN SHE FINDS OUT HE'S A JERK

[batghoul]

Um... I guess.

You, uh, kind of act on stage, right?

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[spiritgun_punk]

You're gonna be in a movie?

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[batghoul]

Maybe. Not sure if... I can do it.

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[spiritgun_punk]

You could.

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[batghoul]

Um. Thanks.

...Could probably do fight scenes.

permavideo

[arakhnes]

This is pretty big opportunity. Star in the making.

[batghoul]

Don't want to be... a star. Just make some money, um, for the dojo. Maybe.

[arakhnes]

If the movie's successful, I think a star is going to be guaranteed for your door.

[batghoul]

Will make movie.

Then hide forever.

[osborncomplex]

It sounds cool, but it might be kinda boring. You have to do scenes over and over, and like, I think they used to make Jet Li go slow so they could actually film it when he did stuff and you're probably better than Jet Li?

But this would be really good publicity for Imports.

[batghoul]

I think so. [She doesn't actually watch martial arts movies, much less know who Jet Li is.] That... sucks. Might be hard to, um... fake fighting.

[She looks a little nervous after the last comment. She doesn't want the hopes and dreams of anyone in the import community to ride on her film career!]