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[godofnicehair]

[Here's this guy that people may have seen around, and he looks so mad. He is also crushing a piece of paper.]

It vexes me to see that a man may defy mortal laws as he likes and yet take them up as weapons to serve the cause of enmity. 'Tis a mockery of a noble endeavor.

[Encrypted to PeterSpiderParkerman, Hank McCoy, Bobbi Morse, Tony Stark,

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[fastburning]

Thor. Man, what happened?

video;

[godofnicehair]

[There's a long pause while Thor just kind of stares and processes what he's seeing: this person looks sort of like the Human Torch. However, this person also looks young. Has the Human Torch ever looked old? No, but he has also not looked dark-haired.]

Are you not the Human Torch?

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[fastburning]

Yeah, that's me. What's up?

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[godofnicehair]

Though it has been some time since last we met, you are younger than I recall.

I sought to teach a villain most corrupt, Norman Osborn, that his ways would earn him naught but eternal solitude. The northern sea seemed the best place for it.

video.

[fishnets]

...everything okay there?

[godofnicehair]

Aye.

[He tosses the paper away, resigned.]

It is not for immortals to say how mortal men must make their laws.--Forgive me, my lady, your name escapes me.

[fishnets]

Zatanna. We've spoken once or twice before.

You're being too harsh on yourself. If something is wrong, then it's wrong, regardless of who or what you are.

[godofnicehair]

Aye, I had not forgotten your face.

[Because she could sort of be a certain goddess's mortal cousin, but he's not going to elaborate--]

You speak truth, yet mortals have their own ways, as ever they must.

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[mockingbirdie]

And what are the charges, exactly?

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[godofnicehair]

Kidnapping--

[Having forgotten the rest in his RAGE, he smooths out his piece of paper:]

--kidnapping and reckless endangerment. He dares accuse me of these things.

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[mockingbirdie]

I see.

You're going to need someone to defend you.

Dear Matt: Thor is probably going to unwittingly testify against himself somehow

[godofnicehair]

[Grudgingly, because he doesn't necessarily care for that system:]

Aye, so it would seem.

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[enigmaestro]

[He knows what you're talking about, Thor.

He knows, because he has to deal with the paperwork.]

Really.

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[godofnicehair]

[WHAT IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN.]

Aye.

[enigmaestro]

[IT'S TIME CONSUMING, REPORTING ON THE VALIDITY OF NORMAN'S CLAIM TO REMAIN IN THE REFORMATION PROGRAM.

Because he was kidnapped or some nonsense, whatever.]

It would really help the process of these noble endeavors, were gods not to mingle with mortal individuals.

[godofnicehair]

[A pause, because that hits closer to home than Eddie may be aware:]

I am charged to protect the mortals of this realm, and so I shall.

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[speedofnaked]

[Is this a six-foot-tall blond thunder god? Yeah okay that fits. Hey Thor, have a young, short, green-haired woman in return. Why is the action description longer than the actual tag here.]

... You're the one who abducted him?

[godofnicehair]

[There's a pause while he almost argues with her word choice.]

Osborn, aye.

[speedofnaked]

May I ask why?

[Well, she sounds... polite and nice enough. And definitely not bent out of shape about it.]

[godofnicehair]

He is a villain most corrupt; a man who has spilled the blood of innocents and noble warriors alike. He destroyed the brightest city in any realm, provoked by naught but his own arrogance. His very freedom imperils the mortals of this city and all others, yet they released him.