o7 ➴ [voice - forwarded to around noon]

[queenofcantstfu]

Hi, network.  I'm in need of some volunteer cake tasters.  Applicants must enjoy cake and be willing to give honest and insightful feedback on my baking.  You'll be compensated for your time with free cake samples.  This offer is good through today only, while cake supplies last, see Kate for details.

Happy birthday.  I have a present for you.