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[girlyboywonder]

Comments

Voice;

[of_animalia]

Huh.

I wonder if we're related.

[girlyboywonder]

different kind of green, i think

maybe a distant cousin

[of_animalia]

I can't remember catching him at any of the family reunions.

[girlyboywonder]

maybe you just didn't notice him he was pretty shy

text

[whatmuttiforgot]

That's really real?

[girlyboywonder]

course it is

where else would i get a pic like this?

[whatmuttiforgot]

Oh wow! How close did you get? Did it see you?

[girlyboywonder]

close enough to be able to tell you radioactive bear spoor still stinks

[foreverbouncing]

....

Dude!

[girlyboywonder]

spud.

[foreverbouncing]

So like...is it really radioactive? 'Cause, if it is, we gotta get like, somebody totally awesome at medicine to go check on it or it's gonna get bear cancer and die!

[girlyboywonder]

i think it's probably immune to bear cancer

the squirrels in the area better be careful, though.

text;

[spiderfanboy]

It's not going to give you cancer, right?

[girlyboywonder]

no don't worry

surviving encounters with radioactive bears is my power

[spiderfanboy]

Does it only apply to radioactive bears?

[girlyboywonder]

maybe

i haven't run into that many bears actually so i can't be sure

text

[fishnets]

it looks like mountain dew

[girlyboywonder]

sort of smelled like it too

weird

[fishnets]

maybe it bathed in radioactive mountain dew?

it's probably for the better that you didn't punch them.

[girlyboywonder]

or maybe mountain dew is just radioactive