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[ The communicator is propped up for presentation, and Andy's standing in front of it wearing a red sweater. He clears his throat, and then goes into (instrument-less) song to the tune of The Candy Man: ]
Who can take a telegra-am?
Jazz it up real gooood,
Sing it mighty nice
and deliver it for youuuu-
The Andy man - the Andy man can!
The Andy man can 'cause he mixes it with soul and keeps his prices low-~
[ He stops, grinning enthusiastically! ]
Like that? S'just a little jingle I concocted for my new business -- singing telegrams from "Bernard the Bard". And also: cards. Figured until I find a steady job, why not share my wares, right? Could really use the bread, I'm going to be honest -- but like the ad says, reasonable prices all the way. And that's not even counting discounts for friends. Text me at [ NUMBER ] and I'll deliver a song and a card to the lucky lad... or... lady.
[ Beams, so hopeful! Then: ]
Oh yeah, anyone got plans for Valentine's Day yet?
Who can take a telegra-am?
Jazz it up real gooood,
Sing it mighty nice
and deliver it for youuuu-
The Andy man - the Andy man can!
The Andy man can 'cause he mixes it with soul and keeps his prices low-~
[ He stops, grinning enthusiastically! ]
Like that? S'just a little jingle I concocted for my new business -- singing telegrams from "Bernard the Bard". And also: cards. Figured until I find a steady job, why not share my wares, right? Could really use the bread, I'm going to be honest -- but like the ad says, reasonable prices all the way. And that's not even counting discounts for friends. Text me at [ NUMBER ] and I'll deliver a song and a card to the lucky lad... or... lady.
[ Beams, so hopeful! Then: ]
Oh yeah, anyone got plans for Valentine's Day yet?