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[steamologist]

--load of shitbiscuits.

[ There's the sound of someone kicking a door open loudly with a resounding BANG. Footsteps, then the gradual approach of voices, crowds, traffic -- and closer to the communicator, someone mumbling to herself in a distinctly English accent while fumbling with the damn thing:Fucking impossible, that's what. God, I've

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[rocksfallidie]

It is probably not a hallucination.

permavoice

[steamologist]

Yeah, how'd you explain all the fucking existing shit then? The world doesn't fucking look like this. I would know. I helped smash it up, like.

permatext, this is very late and i am sorry

[rocksfallidie]

It is probably not your "world", either. I know it is confusing at first, everyone who possesses one of these devices has gone through the same thing.

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[have_a_job_too]

[Pop! Have an Arkady, teleporting in next to you and wearing a very strange collection of winter clothes, including a floppy-eared hat.]

You shouldn't yell at Connor, K.K., this isn't his fault. And besides, it's Christmas Eve, we should be merry!

[action]

[steamologist]

--shit! I'm never gonna get used to that. [ A beat. ] What's that on your head? No, wait. What are you doing here? What am I bloody doing here? And where the fuck is everybody?

[action]

[have_a_job_too]

[Arkady's going to give you a big hug even though you're grumpy.]

It's a hat, do you want one?

[action]

[steamologist]

[ Herp, well alright. KK will hug you back 'cause you're nice and it makes her feel guilty to be grumpy. ]

Is a bit cold, I guess. [ Sigh. ] What bloody mess we gotten ourselves into this time?

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[incywincyhero]

Well, you are in America. Americans kinda come with the territory, bloody or otherwise.

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[steamologist]

See, that's what I'm fucking talking about. Im-fuckin'-possible, seeing as I was in Whitechapel before Mister Genius decided to stick his metaphorical finger in everyone's brains.

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[incywincyhero]

So you've been drafted into an alternate reality, and you're wondering how you ended up across the pond from where you started? Really?

[ Beat. ]

Wait, someone did tell you you're in another universe, right? Otherwise, uh. I guess you know now.

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[steamologist]

...That's it. I really have gone loony. Alternate fucking reality.

[permavoice]

[precog_princess]

[ Have a precog girl being pinged! ] Um, you okay?

[permavoice]

[steamologist]

What's it sound like, honestly?

[precog_princess]

Sorry.

[steamologist]

Who're you, then?

TELEPATHYYY (HELLO I GUESS I SHOULD READ MY FLIST EVER, HUH?)

[youhavetolisten]

KK! I'm so fucking glad to hear your voice I can't even be upset at you.

TELEPATHYYY (OH GOOD YOU GET TO WITNESS MY SHAMEFUL ATTEMPT AT BEING ENGLISH)

[steamologist]

I'm going to come over there and shove my whole fist up your nose, Connor.