07 :: Video

[elecdouble]

[ Hello network! Allison's affixing the camera to a surface That's really a trash can before peering into the lens, in full costume and everything. ]

Okay, listen up kids! I'm going to be giving you a lesson on Christmas.

Santa? Doesn't exist. Yeah, yeah, I know all your mommies and daddies told you he's real, and he'll bring you all these

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[bedeviledspider]

Can't believe I'm saying this, but -- finally. Someone speaking sense.

[ voice; ]

[elecdouble]

Are you actually being serious?

[ voice; ]

[bedeviledspider]

Do you really think I believe in Santa? C'mon, Sparky.

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[elecdouble]

All you goody goody types would!

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[rompot_iisous]

What the fuck kind of bitchy thing is that to do to kids.

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[elecdouble]

I'm doing them a favor!

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[rompot_iisous]

Yeah, I'm so fucking sure. Little kids just love to have their imaginations shattered.

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[elecdouble]

It's better than having their hearts broken later!

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[spiderfanboy]

You're just full of holiday cheer, aren't you?

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[elecdouble]

Plenty of it! This was a good deed!

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[spiderfanboy]

Oh, yes, it really shows. I bet Santa's going to leave you something go- oh wait...

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[elecdouble]

That's why I'm getting my own presents!

[whoismysterion]

[As he's met Santa before(and no, not those crappy mall ones), he's going to have to disagree.]

Mmpullshitphmm.

[elecdouble]

It is not! I have proof!

[whoismysterion]

Mphroveph mphitm mhenph.

[elecdouble]

He stopped giving presents, duh!

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[electrouble]

[ Facepalms... ]

What are you doing?

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[elecdouble]

Shopping! What's it look like?

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[electrouble]

Looks more like you're trying to get arrested.

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[elecdouble]

I am not! What's wrong with getting myself some presents?