i'm a motherfucker on a motorcycle

[grenadeball]

everybody

shut the fuck up

and quit being shitheads to each other for reasons of HOLIDAYS LOVE/HATE complex

there are far more legitimate reasons to be shitheads to each other, we all know this

so right now this post is solely for discussing The Fast and The Furious franchise of films

Comments

[catofprey]

I will watch any movie where that man takes his shirt off.

[grenadeball]

i am far more fascinated with his lips and bald than with his muscles

you can find those anywhere

the facial expressions vin diesel makes are purely unique to vin diesel

also, the fact that like many muscle action stars before him, vin diesel is actually a gigantic nerd, is delightful

[catofprey]

And the voice. It practically gives me goosebumps. The things I would love to hear him say to me.

Agreed. Those brains in that body? I would tie him to my bed any time.

[grenadeball]

i dunno about 'brains'

i do know he puts in enough time into computer games where he pretends to be an ancient mountain wizard to be known for it

if you want brains and body, you best be looking to Dolph fucking Lundgren

yeah that's right, from Rocky IV

he has a masters in chemical engineering and speaks multiple languages

Ivan Drago will break you and make you, no shit

[catofprey]

Doesn't he partially design some of the games himself? I thought I read that. Either way, that's how I imagine him.

I did not know that. That's especially impressive considering how many movies he's made. When did he have the time?

[grenadeball]

he did it all at MIT and then became an actor

seriously

Dolph fuckin' Lundgren is the tops

he is whatever you want him to be

[catofprey]

Alright, I'd tie him up to.

[meowminx]

Is that what you want for Christmas?

[grenadeball]

get her a tacky souped neon green 1998 hyundai with a blue wavy stripe on the side, plus unnecessary bumper stickers about nitrous oxide

[meowminx]

You lost me at the word tacky.

[grenadeball]

how else is she going to seduce vin diesel unless she drives a really fast cart that looks like the 1980s puked over it

[meowminx]

I don't know. Never seen the movies.

[grenadeball]

they are wonderawful, and that is pretty much all you need to know

i guess she can you inform you on the details

[meowminx]

I'm sure she will.

So what do you usually do for the holidays?

[grenadeball]

depends on my legal status, usually

but i spend a lot of time with booga

and my grandparents, when i can

love my granddad

[meowminx]

I haven't heard you talk about them before.