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[quicktothepoint]

[CLICKS ON. There's a lot of background noise 'cause the boye is supa speeding around.]

I'm not the biggest fan of waiting around. You might want to keep that in mind for future reference

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[screwmeister]

I think you passed the techno overlord already.

[quicktothepoint]

[WHOA DUDE.]

I think you hung around him for too long.

[screwmeister]

Technically it's a her.

[NO WAIT.]

Actually technically it's an it. The machine. It hands out the dog tags, you know?

[quicktothepoint]

Oh. That thing?

voice

[tothecloud]

[ WAIT FOR IT.

WAIT FOR IT... ]

...Tommy?

[quicktothepoint]

[USING MY REAL NAME IS NOT COOL MANG]

It's Speed. Who the hell are you?

[tothecloud]

Wha-- it's Abby, dummy! Don't you reme--

Oh.

Oh.

[quicktothepoint]

Uh. [dragged... Hold on, he's running over a lake.

OKAY NOW HE'S DONE] Yeah, no. Doesn't ring any bells.

[voice]

[oncemercurial]

This place has a way of forcing patience upon even the most resistant of us.

[quicktothepoint]

Challenge accepted.

[oncemercurial]

I admire your attitude, though you might find it easier to accept things as they are in time.

[quicktothepoint]

Yeah--thanks, Oh Wise One, but I've got better things to do.

voice

[owwmyspine]

[HHHH HERE WE GO AGAIN.]

So...the total amount you remember of this place is...what? Zero?

[quicktothepoint]

This seriously better not be an alternate dimension duplicate situation.

[voice]

[secondhandwebs]

Cool the jets, hotshot. The invasion's not until next month.

[quicktothepoint]

Yeah, guys like me don't really get to wait that long. Think we can speed things up?

[secondhandwebs]

I can give them I call, but I hear they're booked straight through Thanksgiving. You might want to look into a hobby.

[quicktothepoint]

Breaking Things it is!