[This packet of interference on the network is meant for and directed toward Oracle, though any nosey tech-geeks noticing it and poking around will get
THIS BLAST OF ANNOYING CREEPY NOISE, and the same thing will happen should anyone try to trace it.
Meanwhile, Oracle herself will receive a command popup on her communicator:]
dd if=/dev/urandom of=/home/24159951/aes-drv bs=16065b count=100
modprobe
modprobe crypto
modprobe aes
losetup -e aes /dev/loop1 ./aes-drv
password: nfhnt /dev/loop1
mkdir /aes
mount -o loop,encryption=aes,acl ./aes-drv /aes
[... And then shit breaks.
THE BATTLE BEGINS]