[ Video ] In which the obvious is not stated.

[iamnotthemom]

[ Kon is in a kitchen. Those in the know would recognize it as the Titans' kitchen. He's trying to open up a jar of grape jelly as he talks. He's audibly annoyed

Comments

[123youreit]

Am I coming home to a kitchen covered in jelly and burn marks? Really?

[iamnotthemom]

I'll mop. Geez.

[123youreit]

Be careful with the glass.

[iamnotthemom]

Can we pretend I'm not stupid for a minute?

[bedeviledspider]

Uh. Jar openers exist for a reason. And they're much cheaper than dealing with property damage.

[ He is the most sensitive person ever. ]

[iamnotthemom]

What's a jar opener?

[bedeviledspider]

A device that opens jars. Obviously.

[iamnotthemom]

People will waste money on anything.

[voice;]

[so_saturnalian]

Dude, tap it on the linoleum five times like any asshole that didn't fall down the stairs at two and put a dent in his soft spot.

[fishnets]

I'll get you one of these for Christmas. Or Halloween... or something. [She pings you a little link here.]

[purmoncul]

...Wow. Okay, uh. I could open it? But it seems like an amazing waste of time to go to wherever you are just to open a jar.

Fortunately, I don't have anything else to do at the moment, and it seems like once it is open, sandwiches will happen. If I come open your jar, freaky glowing eye kid, will I be included in sandwiches?

[iamnotthemom]

Are you already cleared by the security system?

[purmoncul]

"I have no idea, but I doubt that'll stop me."

Sirius. Why would you even SAY that?