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Tim appears to be sitting at a blue table outside near a street. He clears his throat and says very seriously, and a bit nervously]
Did you know
three card monte is not illegal in America? It is in Canada, but only if you take money for it. And I'm not. This is all perfectly legal. Okay? In fact, we can play now, if you want. But obviously I
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Everything's been okay so far. There was the dog incident, but it just wanted petting.
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Glad you finished with that. I'm not sure I'd disbelieve that C.M. Coolidge's paintings weren't based off real life occurrences these days...
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I'm pretty sure there was a guy who said he was a dog. Does that count?
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Hmm. I do like satisfaction...
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There is a substantial chance of having it.
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I usually prefer longer odds, but I'll still bite. I've never played a card game with someone who wasn't a computer before.
...that is an accurate statement, yes?
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Here's the queen. [He flips all three cards over, face down.]
And now I'm shuffling. [Indeed he is. Then he deals the three cards back out, a little awkwardly.]
Take a guess?
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...Hmm. Uh. ...The one in the middle?
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You wouldn't, of course, do anything to me if you lost? Because it's a game and completely trivial?
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There's no such thing as a trivial game.
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Are we playing for anything other than satisfaction?
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