Vol. 2, Issue 42 [Video]
[The Joker is standing in a shower, shirtless with a towel around him. There is blood everywhere.]
Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped breathing air and switched to Smilex, he could smile like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you?
[The shower backdrop falls away and the Joker is now surrounded by funhouse mirrors. Still lots of blood and there’s a young man in a police officer’s uniform who has been dosed with Joker Venom. He is also obviously dead.]
You’re kidnapped in an amusement park with the man your man could smile like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s the severed hands of that person you love. Look again, the hands are now diamonds.
[Look, they are indeed severed hands that turn into diamonds.]
Anything is possible when your man smiles like the Joker and not someone else. I’m quartering the body with a horse.
[The mirrors drop away and, sure enough, the body begins to be quartered by horses.]
[ooc: Copies of this DVD, along with various body parts, were sent to the Police Station as well as the cop’s family.]
Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped breathing air and switched to Smilex, he could smile like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you?
[The shower backdrop falls away and the Joker is now surrounded by funhouse mirrors. Still lots of blood and there’s a young man in a police officer’s uniform who has been dosed with Joker Venom. He is also obviously dead.]
You’re kidnapped in an amusement park with the man your man could smile like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s the severed hands of that person you love. Look again, the hands are now diamonds.
[Look, they are indeed severed hands that turn into diamonds.]
Anything is possible when your man smiles like the Joker and not someone else. I’m quartering the body with a horse.
[The mirrors drop away and, sure enough, the body begins to be quartered by horses.]
[ooc: Copies of this DVD, along with various body parts, were sent to the Police Station as well as the cop’s family.]