video;
[The camera opens on--well, that's indecent. For more innocent eyes, anyway--for most people of the City, the sight of a man in his underwear is really nothing that special, which is why he isn't actually attracting that much attention from passersby. And in case you were wondering, yes, he is very well built. And apparently unfazed by being nearly naked. He straightens up from throwing something away and faces the camera fully.]
That's the second time this has happened today. Should I be called an exhibitionist now?
[Steady voice, British accent.]
I'm just kidding. Actually, this is very inconvenient. Could someone loan me a spare suit to replace the one the 'Porter took off me when it brought me here? I'll return it as soon as possible.
[Meanwhile, in a nearby restroom, the shattered shreds of a bloodstained suit are swiftly turning soggy in the summer heat.]
That's the second time this has happened today. Should I be called an exhibitionist now?
[Steady voice, British accent.]
I'm just kidding. Actually, this is very inconvenient. Could someone loan me a spare suit to replace the one the 'Porter took off me when it brought me here? I'll return it as soon as possible.
[Meanwhile, in a nearby restroom, the shattered shreds of a bloodstained suit are swiftly turning soggy in the summer heat.]