[voice]

[tothethief]

Aight, so here's a question f'all you gourmands an' whatnot out dere: What's y'favorite place t'eat in de city?

Don't nobody be sayin' 'McDonalds' now, dat ain't a place t'eat dat's a place t'get artery-cloggin' cardboard at. I'm talkin' 'bout real food, here.

Comments

[Voice]

[sands_in_mexico]

The Highline is okay but I find the Russian Tea Room is nice for taking out a lady if you can find one that you're willing to spend that kind of money on.

[Voice]

[tothethief]

You findin' it hard t'find a lady you do wan' t'take out to a nice dinner?

[Voice]

[sands_in_mexico]

Not really. I just hadn't found one I liked yet.

[That's a lie. He did, he's just not saying who it is yet.]

voice;

[prettymorlock]

All That Jazz is the best place to eat. Great food, a nice atmosphere, and the music is the best. Well, it's better when Dazzler sings, but it's still pretty good!

voice;

[tothethief]

Is dat Warren's bar? He mentioned somet'in' 'bout it when I first arrived, but I got me a head like swiss cheese.

voice;

[prettymorlock]

Yes it is! And it really is the best place. Also imPort friendly.

voice;

[tothethief]

Merci. I always did like jazz clubs. Guess it's hereditary or somet'in'. T'anks for remindin' me!

[voice]

[netinaminiskirt]

I prefer the Burger King. Their 'have it your way' slogan means that they must add secret sauce to my milkshake without an altercation occurring.

[voice]

[tothethief]

Wait...what? Secret sauce in y'milkshake?

[voice]

[netinaminiskirt]

Yes. I find the combination most enjoyable.

[voice]

[tothethief]

Well, guess dey do say you can have it your way an' all. Can't say as dat one ever 'ccured t'me, 'dough.

[bluffing_ruffle]

Ah, a man of some sanity. How pleasing.

[tothethief]

I got my moments. An' my limits, an' apparently dem limits 'include callin' McDonalds anyt'in' but what it is. Which's crap, 'ncidentally.

[voice]

[soultospare]

I second the rec for All That Jazz. The head chef there, his name's Sanji and he's a marvel. Honest.