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[wrongmagician]

[ a British teenager's voice. he's a Londoner, for those who know the accent. ]

What is the oldest thing you know?

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[loltraitorlol]

[beat]

Vector Prime.

Actually, I guess Unicron is older...

[wrongmagician]

These are people?

/jack

[spacetimeprime]

In a manner of speaking.

Unicron is a God, and I am myself.

:o

[wrongmagician]

Oh. Yeah, Gods are usually pretty old.

What are you, if not a God?

[iron_fister]

Shou-Lao the Undying.

[wrongmagician]

A person?

[iron_fister]

No. A dragon.

[wrongmagician]

How old is it, do you know?

[caststwoshadows]

Honestly, Tim Hunter.

What silly questions you ask.

[wrongmagician]

Yes, well, I'm very silly. I'm sure you know that, and it comes as no surprise, so remarking upon it is really very unnecessary.

[caststwoshadows]

What purpose does it serve? Your query?

[wrongmagician]

It's... a test.

[video]

[doctorally]

[and here's another fake British man for you, with a strong Northern accent]

Why do you ask?

[video]

[wrongmagician]

Um, well I was thinking about... starting from the beginning. But what's the beginning? You could say "creation", but then you run into the whole "can something come from nothing" bit which is not what I'm interested in. So maybe I would look at it subjectively. There are pretty old people on here, I'm sure. Whatever they think is old should be pretty darn old.

[video]

[doctorally]

Okie dokie.

If that's the case, then [here he links to a picture of this man with no explanation/indication of who he is because the Doctor is kind of a dumbass]
he's the oldest thing I know.

[video]

[wrongmagician]

Oh. How old is he?

[soultospare]

Probably my mamgu.

No, wait. Mr. Logan. He's older than anyone I know.

[wrongmagician]

How old is he?

[soultospare]

I don't think even he knows. But he's been in just about every war there is. He's got to be more than a hundred... maybe a couple hundred...

[wrongmagician]

Pretty old in human terms. Maybe not so old in geological terms.