UNCLE STAN WANTS YOU

[genericpotus]

[Good morning, City. Are you feeling bright and chipper this lovely Friday morning? No? That's very unfortunate, as Politics is rearing its ugly head again and shit. You know, the usual. If you're the type to turn on your television to any basic cable channel or almost anywhere else that isn't Lifetime Movies, browse news websites, or check the

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[pacifisted]

[Keeping tabs on as many feeds and spouts for public opinion as is humanly possible to fit in a 20 hour day. It's good to be prepared for what's coming, after all.]

[wrong_sometimes]

[The new kid in town is, like, seriously, are you kidding me?]

[ascending_angel]

Here we go.

[liverletdie]

[ SOMEONE IS MAKING CALLS TO THE WHITE HOUSE. Mr. President, WILL YOU RESPOND? ]

[spiritgun_punk]

This is gonna be a clusterfuck.

[BUT AN EXCITING ONE.]