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[mansansfear]

[The transmission begins quite suddenly with the sounds of static and silence being broadcast. Well, as much silence as can be expected from a city street corner. The sounds of the city manage to filter their way into the background for several long seconds before Matt finally speaks.  From the sound of it, he is not amused and quite obviously confused.]

Hi.  Hello.  Anyone mind telling me what the hell is going on here?  The brochure was, uh... less informative than I would have liked.  Anything you can tell me, I'd appreciate it.

For example, where exactly am I?