video → voice || no, he's not naked.

[reformedrogue]

[ The video feed is sideways, fingers fumbling with the device as someone tries to get a grip on it. ]

Oh god. Oh my god. I'm back. Wow. I'm back. ... Crap. I'm back.

[ There's a flash of bright neon orange as the device rights itself awkwardly. ]

Uh. Oh, damnit.

[ The picture resolves into an ashamed-looking Hartley. He's always been skinny,

Comments

[ voice ]

[liverletdie]

Whatever you're wearing, it much be really bad if the first thing you ask for is pants.

[ voice ]

[reformedrogue]

Hah, well. I am wearing pants, technically — I just feel like that needs to be said — but...

[ voice ]

[liverletdie]

They're really bad pants?

[ voice ]

[reformedrogue]

... Yes. In fact, I'm pretty sure someone would call the police if I tried walking around outside right now.

voice;

[enigmaestro]

[Oho he caught that. Maybe because it's such a familiar sight... Or used to be. Have a dry tone, compliments of Riddler.]

I thought you favored green.

voice;

[reformedrogue]

Ah, well, you know how it is.

Nice to hear from you, Mr. Nygma.

voice;

[enigmaestro]

I suppose so. It seems you're closer to my time of departure than before. It was all over the papers, you know.

Always a pleasure, Piper.

voice;

[reformedrogue]

Infamy at last. I seem to have a real knack for getting speedsters killed. No wonder the Flash hasn't been to see me.

[Voice]

[killerjoke]

Oh come on, it can't be that embarrassing.

[Voice]

[reformedrogue]

[ sigh ]

Re: [Voice]

[killerjoke]

Helloooooo~

[meowminx]

Piper?

Been a while.

[reformedrogue]

Hey, Selina. It hasn't been that long for me. How long has it been here?

[meowminx]

A few months, at least. Not sure when you left.

[voice]

[flowersnotboys]

You know I was banking on Crazy Quilt or maybe Trickster being the next one to show up.