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[jewpryde]

single female ninja!genius seeks prom date, must be intelligent, handsome, and not evil

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[littleprovolone]

... Gosh, Kitty, I'll be your new best friend, but I don't think I want to dye my hair read.

[jewpryde]

You're already one of my best friends, Mary!

[littleprovolone]

Yes, but I'm not a redheaded one. Oh! But I had a thought!

[jewpryde]

You're going to help me beat up Rachel?

[ahhmahgawd]

Tragic phasing accident?

[jewpryde]

Ever seen someone get stuck in a wall? It's not pretty.

[ahhmahgawd]

Kitty, come to prom and Ah will line dance with you.

[jewpryde]

I don't want your pity line dances!!!

[seventhsmartest]

I read handsome and intelligent and replied as fast as I could.

And then I read the rest of it, so nevermind.

[jewpryde]

Read the fine print: Dorks need not apply.

[seventhsmartest]

That really limits your pool then! To like. No one.

[jewpryde]

Fine. Good! I don't need anyone, anyway!

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[temporaltossed]

[Breaks hold, dances away.]

What? You need a date to the prom!

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[jewpryde]

I said no!

[Kitty is now chasing Rachel.]

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[temporaltossed]

[Flies off and hovers near the ceiling. Yes, ceiling!Rachel is teasing you.]

And I said yes, you can't be hermit girl forever.

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[jewpryde]

[Kitty huffs. You won this round, Rachel.]

Yes I can.

[voice]

[notadartboard]

What a coincidence! I was just...

*and then he watches the rest*

Ahaha. Miss Kitty?

[voice]

[jewpryde]

Yes?

[voice]

[notadartboard]

I was wondering if you would do me the honor of letting me be your date to the prom.

As a friend! No expectations beyond that. I promise.

[voice]

[jewpryde]

Thank you, but I'm not going.