Happy CnC-aversary to me~~~ [Voice]

[theprimerprime]

Well. It's just been brought to my attention that it was exactly one stellar cycle ago that I first landed in this place. That's one whole year, by your human standards, that I've been stuck in this worthless human body. I'm still cleaning up whenever idiots try to blow up the prisons. I'm still putting up with my troops' insistance on letting furry creatures live in the base. And I'm still getting brought back to this place time and time again while certain other people go home and actually get to stay there.

...This has been the most useless stellar cycle of my entire life.

[Private to Starscream]

I might just take you up on that beer.