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endless_bitch in capeandcowl

fourth butterfly [voice]

Apr 12, 2010 18:51

You know, for all that it's denizens insist otherwise, this place really is so boring. Really, you all ought to be ashamed of yourselves. This mechanical Porter woman brought you here, the least you could do is be good, entertaining pieces. Although, perhaps that's just simply sloppy management.

And I'm as much to blame as well, if I'm to be ( Read more... )

† beatrice | the golden witch

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grenadeball April 12 2010, 23:54:37 UTC

you are

90s smash hit dance and hip hop group

marky mark and the funky bunch

welcome, marky

i thought 'you gotta believe' was kind of cheesy, but if it got you the ladies, hey

voice endless_bitch April 13 2010, 00:09:09 UTC

[cackling] Well, that's one way of looking at it!

grenadeball April 13 2010, 00:34:42 UTC

and the lord was so high that he gave unto the world this

some 14 year old girl telling her brother how much she wants to fuck mark wahlberg

and the angel michael said 'what is this supposed to be, my lord'

and god replied 'hahahahaha i don't even fuckin' know but check those abs, shitttttt'

endless_bitch April 13 2010, 01:22:47 UTC

...Suddenly, I am very grateful I have not lived past 1986 until now.

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soultospare April 12 2010, 23:57:50 UTC

Oooh I like riddles! Don't tell me....

voice endless_bitch April 13 2010, 00:09:44 UTC

I wouldn't dream of it.

voice soultospare April 13 2010, 00:29:03 UTC

[Muttering as she tries to figure it out.] Poor have it, rich need it... buggar...

I dunno. I don't get it. Nothing's greater than God, is it?

voice endless_bitch April 13 2010, 00:38:10 UTC

Exactly.

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voice fancyshooting April 13 2010, 00:01:47 UTC

Nothing.

also voice endless_bitch April 13 2010, 00:16:38 UTC

Very good! Now, try this one for size.

If you break me, I do not stop working.
If you touch me, I may be snared.
If you lose me, nothing will matter.

What am I?

fancyshooting April 13 2010, 00:22:55 UTC

Hm.

I think I know this one, too... but why don't we see if someone else can answer it.

endless_bitch April 13 2010, 00:29:31 UTC

How sporting of you.

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voice; summers_king April 13 2010, 00:25:36 UTC

[Oh great. Witches.]

The answer is nothing.

voice endless_bitch April 13 2010, 00:37:32 UTC

Very good, very good. Now, here's a simple one.

What becomes shorter the longer it stands?

voice; summers_king April 13 2010, 00:40:33 UTC

A candle.

voice endless_bitch April 13 2010, 01:05:03 UTC

Oh, you like riddles, don't you? How about this one?

At night, they come without being fetched. By day, they are lost without being stolen. What are they?

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voice battothefuture April 13 2010, 00:46:45 UTC

I don't know why you're complaining, a little boredom can be healthy.

voice endless_bitch April 13 2010, 01:09:14 UTC

But too much, you see, is like an illness. It takes all the energy from you, until all you can do is complain.

battothefuture April 13 2010, 01:14:53 UTC

And that's usually around the time when something so exciting that it's unhealthy starts up, and you're left wondering why you complained.

voice endless_bitch April 13 2010, 01:20:08 UTC

I find that's never happened to me. But then again, some might say I have an unhealthy addiction to excitement.

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