stretch the paws; VIDEO

[badluckpuss]

[Cheshire is sitting on a pillow, humming quietly, until he finally starts singing.]

Fill up the galsses as quick as you can,
    And sprinkle the table with buttons and bran:
Put cats in the coffee, and mice in the tea-

Then fill up the glasses with treacle and ink,
  Or anything else that is pleasant to drink:
Mix sand with cider, and wool

Comments

[video]

[bet_on_bolton]

Ewwww, cats and coffee would be gross.

[badluckpuss]

Would give you a hairball.

[bet_on_bolton]

Yeah. Gross.

You struggling to find kitty flaps, dude?

[badluckpuss]

So few establishments let in cats. No one ever thinks of the feline customers, the street cats around here complain.

[Video] 1/2

[theheterodyne]

Another talking cat?

[Video] 2/2

[theheterodyne]

Er, do you know another cat named Krosp? He's white, a bit bigger than you, also talks?

[badluckpuss]

[Flicks his tail.]

No.

[theheterodyne]

[Beams!]

Thank you.

Krosp is a very good friend of mine, back home. I was wondering if he'd been 'ported in.

Voice

[catofprey]

What. The. Hell?

[badluckpuss]

Never spoken to a cat before, my dear?

[Voice]

[catofprey]

Lots of times, they just usually don't speak English back.

[badluckpuss]

So many of us are shy, or simply too uninterested to bother.

[simplyteasing]

The world is feline friendly. Just put one paw in front of the other and walk.

[badluckpuss]

Not as feline friendly as you think. Have you ever seen a cat try and walk into a store? People just shoo you out.

[simplyteasing]

Well, you have to endear them, first.

[badluckpuss]

They scream, it's hard on the ears.

[winters_traitor]

Well I'm sure that most people aren't used to talking animals.

[badluckpuss]

Such is the problem with this realm. You speak and they think it's some terrible horror movie.

[winters_traitor]

You might be better taking up with a human friend in the meantime. Bound to be easier than trying to find things on your own.

[badluckpuss]

I've got that covered, but I'm not the kind of cat that likes to be cooped up inside all the time.