File ME-03: Pinch Me; I'm Dreaming!
[He sounds very much as though he's had a difficult day, and is making no efforts to hide it from the general Network populace as he posts this.]
[Clearing his throat.]
See here, now.
I do not care who you happen to be. Nor, for that matter, do I care what you happen to be. imPort, Citizen, so-called 'hero', self-proclaimed 'villain', human, alien, male, female, or anywhere in between any of these things--when you find yourself in the position of being required to have your fingerprints taken, kindly do not use the opportunity to... to assault the person assigned to completing this task, no matter how close you may need to stand to them!
I can say with great certainty that the vast majority of those suffering your presence to begin with have no desire to be summarily molested by some fool acting like a... a common teen-aged pile of hormones.
[Gruff!]
Kindly keep your fingers on the ink-pad and the card--and nowhere else!
[Fixes the screen with an extra icy little glower for effect. Some tiny threads of frost even begin to creep up the sides of the lens, but they disappear quickly enough afterward. He then moves to post and turn off the comm.]
[Click!]
[ooc//BONUS ROUND: IF your character is the sort to spot teeny-tiny little details, and is perceptive enough to do so in a few seconds' glimpse, then they are allowed to notice a thumb-sized smudge of black edging around the left side of Edgeworth's trousers... from the back.]
[Clearing his throat.]
See here, now.
I do not care who you happen to be. Nor, for that matter, do I care what you happen to be. imPort, Citizen, so-called 'hero', self-proclaimed 'villain', human, alien, male, female, or anywhere in between any of these things--when you find yourself in the position of being required to have your fingerprints taken, kindly do not use the opportunity to... to assault the person assigned to completing this task, no matter how close you may need to stand to them!
I can say with great certainty that the vast majority of those suffering your presence to begin with have no desire to be summarily molested by some fool acting like a... a common teen-aged pile of hormones.
[Gruff!]
Kindly keep your fingers on the ink-pad and the card--and nowhere else!
[Fixes the screen with an extra icy little glower for effect. Some tiny threads of frost even begin to creep up the sides of the lens, but they disappear quickly enough afterward. He then moves to post and turn off the comm.]
[Click!]
[ooc//BONUS ROUND: IF your character is the sort to spot teeny-tiny little details, and is perceptive enough to do so in a few seconds' glimpse, then they are allowed to notice a thumb-sized smudge of black edging around the left side of Edgeworth's trousers... from the back.]