Mar 20, 2010 03:52
[There is quite a bit of rustling as the video clicks on, followed by a pause, a squawking bird, and finally a cat with jingling dogtags jumping into view with a dead feathery thing in its mouth. There is a small rumble from it and it seems rather pleased with its kill, although it eventually places the bird on the ground.]
I apologize for making another call so soon, but it would seem the ruler of this realm is not as cat friendly as my last.
Why how is a cat supposed to carry a phone when its got no pockets?
It's rather a trifle to make a simple call, these keys aren't designed for paws at all. If you are going to give a cat a phone and expect him to use it, you must first cater to its needs. I cannot continue carry this thing with tooth, it makes hunting much too difficult. Why I should have been given pockets to carry this.
Does anyone have any pockets they could spare?
[Slowly Cheshire begins to fade, from the tip of his tail to his grin which seems to stick around for a short while before it too, vanishes.]
Ah, yes.
[Suddenly he reappears, closer to the camera than he had been before.]
A new phone would work, if there is a shortage on pockets.
Oh, and Ruka, I believe I will take you up on your offer.
[He vanishes again, much quicker than before, his grin does not linger.]
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† cheshire cat | oreo