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[cyttorakboogie]

[There is a head, on a set of very, very large shoulders. Which are on top of even bigger arms. With proportionally huge fingers even getting in the way of the screen some.]

How do you - hell, these stupid things are not my kind of thing, all I need to work is the TV remote... piece of crap...

Oh. Okay. It's like a... phone-computer?

Whatever.

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[idateforsupper]

[cyttorakboogie]

Just... put it aside.

[Quirks. Doesn't believe it.]

You guys are ALWAYS fighting me, though. Hell, you guys have treated Magneto better than me.

I don't remember Charles putting Magneto into a coma.

[BITTERNESS? WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU SAY THAT]

[idateforsupper]

Whoa.

Cain, I swear to you that you're one of my best friends in the future. You were there for me for a lot of stuff, and I tried to be there for you in return.

[YOU EVEN HAD A CRUSH ON ME...........]

But...I suppose you really wouldn't like to hear about your future activities.

[cyttorakboogie]

What's there to hear? It's all gonna be the same goddamn crap.

I'll get into fights with the X-Men. Or Spider-Man. I don't know what's surprising or weird about that.

[Trying not to mention AND HEY I STILL KIND OF WANT TO KILL CHARLES because this is Dazzler and we do not talk about murdering Charles around her.]

[idateforsupper]

[ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMM.]

It's nothing, nevermind. You don't have to worry about it here! You can just have fun, or something. We can hang out sometime, if you want, too.

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[cyttorakboogie]

Seriously?

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[cyttorakboogie]

You're not gonna, like, show up with Colossus and Rogue and Jean and everybody else so you can rip off my helmet and shut down my brain, right?

Because that's really getting old.

[idateforsupper]

Of course not. We can just get coffee or something!

[PAUSE]

As long as you don't punch Angel into space.

[cyttorakboogie]

If you bring him along, you know I can't promise that.

He is just going to be a total dick.

[idateforsupper]

I won't bring him. I know better.

[cyttorakboogie]

Okay.

Okay, then yeah, I can do this.

[STILL GONNA BRING HIS HELMET, THOUGH]

[idateforsupper]

[That's okay, Cain. She'll still be your friend.]

Can you meet me somewhere tomorrow afternoon?

[cyttorakboogie]

Yeah. Okay.

You'll need to give me directions, though. Streets are the same, but the stores aren't.

[idateforsupper]

[directions&address of a coffee place]

How's one o'clock?

[cyttorakboogie]

Not like I have anything else on my schedule. [Especially not anything better than HAVING COFFEE WITH DAZZLER]

Uh. Question.

All your old albums and stuff.

They're not here, are they.

[Bracing for disappointment.]

[idateforsupper]

No, which is why I've made new ones. I can get you CDs and a t-shirt, if you want.