seventeenth | voice | from prison

[bestmachine]

So I was wondering, my fellow imports, if there's been any progress on the apprehension of my murderer.

[Silence.]

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

[Another silence. He breathes through his teeth.]

What's that, you say? No?

No progress at all!? [Beat. Calmer:] Well, then. Isn't that curious

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[why no, he can't leave well enough alone]

[hackeralastair]

SHUT UP! Just shut up, you slimy bastard! Nobody cares what happens to a heartless killer like you!

voice; oh Alastair

[bestmachine]

I appreciate the verbal illustration.

voice; yeeeaaaaahhhh

[hackeralastair]

You're finally where you belong, so just sit there and rot.

voice;

[bestmachine]

Oh, yes. I am where I belong. A criminal. A murderer.

Funny, though. There's someone else I'm sure would fit in quite nicely, but the name is failing me. You wouldn't happen to know, would you?

[voice] this is why he and alastair are best friends

[satisfiedsigner]

You're my enemy~

[voice] of course :'D

[bestmachine]

And I've taken all this time to forgive you. What a disappointment.

[satisfiedsigner]

[laugh] Even if I did believe that, I don't need your forgiveness.

[bestmachine]

What are you going to do about it?

[hellcommander]

Mmm, yep! No one gives a "frak" (whatever the hell a frak is) about you, you psychotic son of a bitch. You got it right on the money!

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[bestmachine]

[bestmachine]

I don't believe I've ever had the pleasure of an introduction.

[hellcommander]

You ain't gonna get one, neither. I know all about you, though, Mr. Machine.

[voice]

[tooksteps]

Are you incarcerated for murder?

[voice]

[bestmachine]

Regrettably. I apologize for not telling you sooner.

[voice]

[tooksteps]

Why? Is it relevant?

[voice]

[bestmachine]

To you? Not at all. Only that I unfortunately won't have the pleasure of meeting you on my own any time soon.

It's very relevant to them, though. Extraordinarily so. Do you see how they talk about us?

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[tyrael]

[So now after his tirade, Tyrael is more bored than anything else. ]

And what "God" would that be?

voice;

[bestmachine]

The all-mighty Porter. Haven't you heard?

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[tyrael]

The Porter is not a God, they are barely even a deity.

voice;

[bestmachine]

Do you speak from experience?