4th - [voice]
ATTENTION SUPER-PEOPLE OF THE NETWORK!
For a limited time only, I'll be making a very valuable and awesome service available to you. Tell me your powers and I will rate them on the Santo Vaccarro Patented Power Sweetness Scale, which ranges from 1 (making tea appear outta nowhere ) to 10 (being made outta rock.).
"But Santo!", you're saying, maybe while sounding like a little girl. "Didn't you get beat up by someone who had powers you thought were lame?" And that's a very good question. My answer is this: shut the hell up.
Now while I wait for you all to get back to me with an avalanche - which could have been my codename if some dick hadn't taken it already - of responses, I'm gonna take advantage of knowing how to filter crap to ask some people private stuff. Ha ha, you're being left out.
[Private to Sooraya and Jay]
Yo, you two. We're gonna go out and do something fun. I dunno what just yet but it will be great and you guys will love it. Probably.
[Private to Rikki Barnes]
Hey, uh. I've been...kinda following this whole thing. How you holding up?
[Private to Rikku WHY IS HE FRIENDS WITH TWO PEOPLE WHO HAVE RIKK- NAMES]
Two things! A. How is the looking-for-a-new-place-to-live thing going, and 2. Would you like to hang out sometime soon?
For a limited time only, I'll be making a very valuable and awesome service available to you. Tell me your powers and I will rate them on the Santo Vaccarro Patented Power Sweetness Scale, which ranges from 1 (making tea appear outta nowhere ) to 10 (being made outta rock.).
"But Santo!", you're saying, maybe while sounding like a little girl. "Didn't you get beat up by someone who had powers you thought were lame?" And that's a very good question. My answer is this: shut the hell up.
Now while I wait for you all to get back to me with an avalanche - which could have been my codename if some dick hadn't taken it already - of responses, I'm gonna take advantage of knowing how to filter crap to ask some people private stuff. Ha ha, you're being left out.
[Private to Sooraya and Jay]
Yo, you two. We're gonna go out and do something fun. I dunno what just yet but it will be great and you guys will love it. Probably.
[Private to Rikki Barnes]
Hey, uh. I've been...kinda following this whole thing. How you holding up?
[Private to Rikku WHY IS HE FRIENDS WITH TWO PEOPLE WHO HAVE RIKK- NAMES]
Two things! A. How is the looking-for-a-new-place-to-live thing going, and 2. Would you like to hang out sometime soon?