Trois. [Video]
You are cordially invited to attend a slightly late, but very necessary gathering that will be held tomorrow night -- Monday, for those of you who aren't aware -- at my apartment. The nicer weather, rooftop terrace, fully stocked bar and Paige were just begging for entertainment. (The latter especially so, as she's been walking around as if Taylor Swift has just announced her crossover to heavy metal. Pathetic.) It will be held at [ this address ] at [ this time ].
Please do bring only yourself, but bonus points will be awarded for hostess gifts that include but are not limited to bottles of vintage wine, good champagne, and men who are tall, dark and handsome. Any combination of all three will automatically earn you status as my new best friend.
We do hope to see you there.
[ There is no filter on this message, as Monet very rarely has anything hide. However, if you are interested in attending, and Monet finds you to be unsuitable for such a thing, then she will employ both technological and telepathic techniques to alter your memory of the content of the post. This should apply to villains, Deadpool, citizens with poor fashion sense, etc. Feel free to use your own powers to subvert this, but note that Monet is an incredibly proficient telepath and quasi-technopath.
Those who are unable to work their way around Monet's securities won't remember the real time, date or place of the gathering. After a few hours, they won't be able to remember the post at all.
Log post will go up in a few hours tomorrow! ]
Please do bring only yourself, but bonus points will be awarded for hostess gifts that include but are not limited to bottles of vintage wine, good champagne, and men who are tall, dark and handsome. Any combination of all three will automatically earn you status as my new best friend.
We do hope to see you there.
[ There is no filter on this message, as Monet very rarely has anything hide. However, if you are interested in attending, and Monet finds you to be unsuitable for such a thing, then she will employ both technological and telepathic techniques to alter your memory of the content of the post. This should apply to villains, Deadpool, citizens with poor fashion sense, etc. Feel free to use your own powers to subvert this, but note that Monet is an incredibly proficient telepath and quasi-technopath.
Those who are unable to work their way around Monet's securities won't remember the real time, date or place of the gathering. After a few hours, they won't be able to remember the post at all.
Log post will go up in a few hours tomorrow! ]