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[doubleoohbaby]

[The comm switches on to reveal the face of an entirely uninterested looking male. Blonde hair, blue eyed and strangely charming despite the thuggish look about him. The small smirk on his lips possibly helps with the charm, if nothing else, giving off an odd mixture of weary yet genuine amusement. He's soon breaking the moment of silence with a

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[meowminx]

There's more than a few, sorry to say.

[meowminx]

Well, you don't exactly sound like the type to wear spandex and a cape yourself.

[doubleoohbaby]

Spandex is flattering on no one. [/gay moment]

[meowminx]

Good thing it's rarely actual spandex, then.

[doubleoohbaby]

Are you an avid user?

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[meowminx]

[ The video turns on and she's wearing pretty much what you see in the icon, although she looks more curious than pissed. ]

I stick with leather these days.

James Bond? Really?

[ Someone saw Warren's comment, yes. ]

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[doubleoohbaby]

[Well hello. He's got an eyebrow arching and a small smile reaching his lips at that view because seriously, women in leather? This place has it's perks.]

Equally, it seems leather sticks with you. [In all the right places, bb.]

Mm, that's what they're saying.

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[meowminx]

[ She blinks into the camera, and then laughs, clearly amused. ]

Do lines like that usually work?

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[doubleoohbaby]

I take it they're not this time?

[Amused, even if somewhere deep down he's crying that his bad innuendo chat up lines have failed him.]

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[meowminx]

Afraid not, Jimmy.

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[doubleoohbaby]

[Over-acted, disappointed sigh.]

And I had so many more lined up.

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[meowminx]

[ She's clearly enjoying herself. ]

I'm almost afraid to ask.

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[doubleoohbaby]

Don't. Trust me. If that one didn't work, none of them will.

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[meowminx]

Might want to work on your material.

And go easy on Warren. He's a good guy.

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[doubleoohbaby]

I'll get on that.

Warren? Oh, the 'fan'?

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[meowminx]

Yeah. And might want to get used to that. Seems like there's a weird bleed-through effect between realities. I've lost count of how many people think I'm from a movie or comic book or something.