[voice]

[youmakemesmall]

I decided to go to the bank at about 9:00 am this morning when I see this older gentlemen stumbling around the streets. I was concerned for his health so I went over to see what's wrong. It could have been a stroke, a heart attack-- you know. The usual things. Well, first off, he was drunk. At 9:00 am. Then, he started talking to me in Chinese. I

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[liverletdie]

All men?

[youmakemesmall]

Especially you.

[liverletdie]

Look, you're hurting my feelings now.

[youmakemesmall]

Aww, I'm sorry, honey. You'll survive, though. You're a strong guy.

[voice]

[notadartboard]

Now that is a damn shame. Some of us still know how to treat a lady right. I'd love to put my foot in the face of that ass on your behalf.

[voice]

[honorindeath]

Try it.

voice; my god he will put a leash on you orson

[iron_fister]

Old men shouldn't pick fights.

voice; that won't hold him long

[honorindeath]

Yappy dogs should mind their own business.

[voice]

[ohexplodable]

Wow, that's seriously tough luck, dude.

But like, why didn't you hit him?

[voice]

[youmakemesmall]

He was drunk. And an older man. I felt a little bad.

[permavoice]

[ohexplodable]

But, like, you gotta hit 'em or they don't learn not to do it!

[youmakemesmall]

I'm pretty sure assault is illegal.

[pinecloned]

Given everything that's transpired in the past six months, having faith in this place the first place is practically significant. Which is... pretty fucking depressing, actually.

[youmakemesmall]

I tried to be optimistic. I failed.

[pinecloned]

I'm sure some sort of A for effort can be arranged.

[youmakemesmall]

I am a bit of perfectionist when it comes to grades.

[russianreverse]

No, you're right. They're all worthless.

[youmakemesmall]

Haha! I knew I could count on you for a comment like that.

[russianreverse]

Am I becoming predictable? Maybe I should work on it.

[youmakemesmall]

You're fine.