17th Insane Speech // Voice

Dec 04, 2009 14:31

See now, that wasn't so hard was it? Herr Stark is now in our custody, and such is my generosity that four of the facility's civilian employees are now free to go, including the lucky Michael Sanderson. I hope he enjoys the company of his daughters! And because the demand was met so promptly, there shall be no executions. At least not at this time!

You see, the situation has changed yet again. We have some new citizens of our new island nation, and they have their own desires which must be addressed if you wish for our hostages to remain unharmed! And so, our demands now include:

For Karu-Sil, the delivery of fresh, raw meat to the prison in bulk quantities, the delivery of any Green Lanterns still at large in the City to us, preferably dead, world domination, and my personal favorite- fear.

In addition, the Mistress of All Evil demands a steady supply of loyal and hardworking minions to serve her in her new fortress. I think she wants to construct a tower for herself! Also, she requires the immediate and unconditional surrender of all princes and princesses in the City to her, especially the blonde ones.

I'm quite pleased with how well we've been cooperating so far, my friends. Let's keep it that way, shall we?

[OVER RADIO TO JOHN AND ALDO]

Chief John McClane. And Lieutenant Aldo Raine! You do not appear to be among my hostages, and three of my men are missing. I take it then that you are loose and mounting some sort of resistance! Hhahahaa, the incredible cheek of it! I do applaud your courage, but you must realize that this is absurd. The two of you, against the entire facility? This is not a battle, it is a hunt, one that will end with you both dying in agony if you persist in interfering with my operations.

This is your only chance. Lay down your weapons and surrender yourselves to my men immediately, and you will join the other hostages in the cells. Otherwise, you will be treated the same as any other vermin found scurrying about a well-maintained complex, and purged. Do I make myself clear?

[ooc: Off to gym, will tag when back!]

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