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[shinygreenjesus]

Okay so

Comments

[liverletdie]

Without the correct protective technology, this will be a very dangerous endeavor.

[shinygreenjesus]

Got it covered, completely so. At home we do this all the time.

Well, not taking large groups of kids; but taking civvies and people who otherwise don't have protective gear? Yeah, all the time. Part of our job description, sometimes, if we need to evacuate somewhere.

[liverletdie]

You take them to outer space when evacuating people? That's not efficient.

[shinygreenjesus]

Is when the entire planet is exploding. Or when you've got a space station that's crashing.

...

Sorry, I should explain: back in my home universe I'm basically an intergalactic police officer. Powers to deal with outer space comes with the job.

Voice;

[shinygreenjesus]

Sure! Uh, who is this?

Voice;

[shinygreenjesus]

Then there's nobody to stop you. So hah.

[goddamnrobin]

What if we don't have a guardian?

[shinygreenjesus]

Then who's to stop you?

Besides, I know you're totally capable of taking care of yourself anyway, right?

[goddamnrobin]

I could make a list of people who could try stopping me but okay, rhetorical question.

As long as taking care of myself doesn't include breathing in space or flying.

[shinygreenjesus]

Nah, we'll take care of that part for you.

[igotsawarhammer]

Oh oh! I went to the moon once. It was made of fake cheese, and the aliens there were werewolves and wanted to take away all the dairy on Earth, and they bit me, and then I was a werewolf superhero!

And there was a mariachi band!

...

Cans I come?

Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah!

[shinygreenjesus]

[staring at this for a while]

[or listening rather]

...

Er.

Well, uh, what do your... parents... guardians... whatever, say?

[igotsawarhammer]

Eehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm not sure... Buts I'm sure Harvey will say yes!

Do we gots to wear underwear when we're on the moon? Because I don'ts want to get a wedgie.

[shinygreenjesus]

... yes. Yes, you need to wear underwear on the moon.

[hackeralastair]

Dude, wait, what?

Like...seriously? The moon?

[shinygreenjesus]

Heck yeah the moon.

Part of my and Guy's powers. Sort of. Well, not the moon, specifically, but "Transporting other people safely through space."

[hackeralastair]

You know, there are days when I think 'this place can't get any weirder. I've seen it all.' And then something like this comes up.

I hope to god you know what you're doing, because asphyxiated kids won't go over well to anybody.

[shinygreenjesus]

Like I said to the guy up there, Guy and I are intergalactic police officers. We're professionals.