1.6 - [voice (you may want to turn down the volume) ]
HULK'S FINGERS TOO BIG. HULK WILL SMASH EVEN IF HULK NOT MEAN TO. KITTY-NOT-CAT TURN ON FOR HULK SO HULK HAS SOMETHING TO DO WHILE COOKIES BAKE.
SHE IS GOOD AND SMELLS LIKE FLOUR. HULK LIKES KITTY-NOT-CAT.
EVERYONE ELSE BORE HULK. ALL HULK HEAR IS BLAH BLAH BLAH. WANT TO SMASH LITTLE TALKBOX BUT KITTY SAY NOT TO.
HULK LISTEN. THIS TIME. HULK WANT TO LISTEN.
WHY SHOULD HULK LISTEN TO YOU?
[ooc: Bruce's desire was for the Hulk to be non-aggressive, so! Dr. Banner is out for the next three days, replaced by the antics of everyone's favorite green monster. Fuck Shrek.]