HELLO, WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SCARY MOVIE?

[capemods]

[If you're looking directly at a still-functioning zombie, you'll see it twitch as pale blue sparks flash over it, then collapse to the ground as it goes limp. All the dead bodies then vanish in a bright flash, much like the ones that people get dePorted in. After they're gone, the comms will crackle to life as they've been tending to lately, and

Comments

voice;

[enigmaestro]

Perhaps you should hide your toys better.

Or not allow them to get broken.

[capemods]

It's hardly my fault if one of you knows how to lockpick.

[enigmaestro]

And you let such a violation slide? Mercy looks tempting on you.

[capemods]

I think contagion is punishment enough for a first time infraction, knight. Would you prefer a public hanging?

[capemods]

The undead, no.

They were, shall we say, victims of science.

[capemods]

Righteous anger doesn't suit you, little pawn.

[capemods]

Oh, little pawn. That would be telling.

[capemods]

Hardly. Why should I make the dead walk when I can make them live?

[wadewilson]

NO, DAMMIT!

I WASN'T DONE KILLING ZOMBIES YET! GIVE 'EM BAAAAAAAACK! GIMME BACK DA ZOMBIES!

[capemods]

Find your own, then. The contagious ones didn't come with a warning.

voice

[invincigirl]

Wait, does that mean it was... someone else who was responsible for the zombies?

[capemods]

One of you heros wanted some help and failed to specify. Such an apt replica of the entire situation.

[invincigirl]

I don't think zombie police officers can be considered help in any way, I don't care how unspecific the person was.

[capemods]

Oh, yes. If only they'd been merely dead instead of undead.