35th Scream [video]

Oct 22, 2009 21:19

[Starscream is dressed in his powered armor, helmet off. He's actually working on one of the legs]

[... except because he has Carley's powers this week (and has no idea) he looks exactly like his robot mode. Granted, he doesn't look 40 feet tall - instead he looks about seven feet tall. Even so. His face? See his robot icons. People who were around for this post and the series of events that followed it will recognize this look of his.]

[He's got not a clue, of course]

[he finishes a tweak, then looks at the camera]

I would like everyone know that this news report is complete lies. If you insist on proof, I can provide you with plenty. Everything from shipping orders which prove that my company has ordered none of the necessary parts for robots of that type (we specialize in robotic seeing eye dogs, for Primus' sake) to a full catalog of our recent press releases, of which that is not one of.

I'm hiring lawyers as we speak to deal with the problem. I apologize to my various business partners and associates for the... inconvenience.

And to the person who did this?

[leans into the camera. With his robotfais, he's... actually pretty goddamn terrifying]

You had better pray to whatever pathetic God you believe in that I don't find you.

[wow, that smirk is actually kind of terrifying when he's a "robot"]

† starscream | christopher astrum

Previous post Next post
Up