Oct 11, 2009 01:23
So, remember that list I posted a few days ago? The one with my list of demands? Well, I think I’ve got the idea that this isn’t a hallucination (still trying to come to terms with that, thanks), but I still want-
1. A green cape. Light green. I just figured out that blue wouldn’t go with my eyes.
2. That jet pack, please Iron Man.
3. I’ll be scaling the roof tops for you, Catwoman.
4. A partner.
5. Butler. Who doesn’t want their own Alfred?
For now, I’d like to extend my services to the city police department. I talked to a strapping man, Officer Pete Cheney who said you guys could use some help, specifically in tracking down and interrogating those nasty criminals. I am was the head psychic for the Santa Barbara Police Department back in Cali and worked personally with Detective Lassiter. I've cracked over a dozen cases in under a year thanks to the spirits from beyond. So, if you’ve got a case? You need your bad guys busted? Call Psych…as soon as I get a hot line set up.
Also, someone has got to do something about these cameras. This is a little too Real World for me.
† shawn spencer | psych-man