7th - Voice;

[of_animalia]

So. I've come to a conclusion.

I don't do, like, anything on week-days, and my foray into charity work was kind of a bust, sooo... I'm gonna' need a job.

I know, I know. You're thinking: Well, why do I care? Just go out a get a job, you bum.

Fact of the matter is, though... I look funny. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm totally the cutest thing

Comments

[iamnotthemom]

Maybe you could apprentice to the Jolly Green Giant.

[of_animalia]

Ha-ha-ha. I've never heard that one before.

[iamnotthemom]

Don't be so glum, chum. Not everyone hits their growth spurt early.

[of_animalia]

You're hilarious, Supes.

[strongest_tool]

One-man zoo? You don't make those lame balloon animals, do you?!

[of_animalia]

No, I make awesome, real animals.

[strongest_tool]

...what, like that guy who robs banks with sheep?

[of_animalia]

... What?

No?

[hulkkeysmash]

Well.

I don't pay much, but I wouldn't turn you away, as you're a friend of Kitty's.

[of_animalia]

Pfft. Kitty's my new meal ticket, apparently.

You don't gotta give me anything just because I'm Kitty friend, you know. It's cool. I... Actually think I might be alright.

[hulkkeysmash]

Your meal ticket? How so?

It wouldn't be just because you are a friend of hers. I'm interested in your abilities, to be perfectly honest.

[of_animalia]

Two offers have been from people who know Kitty and know that I know Kitty, so...

You're interested in... You could just ask about 'em, you know. I don't know if I could actually make a job out of something like that.

[plantpacifist]

You could always join the cops as long as you aren't completely psychotic.

[of_animalia]

That easy, huh?

[plantpacifist]

Hey, they hired me.

[of_animalia]

Don't you need special qualifications or something to be a cop?