VI. [Permavoice]

[lionofolympus]

Fair citizenry! I dost need to tell you all this. The KFC culinary creation, with the cheese and the bacon and the chicken instead of bread?

IT DOTH BE DELICIOUS.

Nay, it is Olympian in tastiness!

Comments

[meangreenmama]

If you keep eating all this junk food, honey, you're gonna end up with a God-Sized belly.

[meangreenmama]

I'm sure they do. I think they look at the behavior of people more, though. It's not like you see a lot of minks walking around in people-skin coats.

[lionofolympus]

A mink couldst not make such a coat. It dost not know how to sew.

[meangreenmama]

[giggling]

True, true. Unless you're reading a Beatrix Potter book.

[lionofolympus]

Tis not as though I would be harming the noble animals, though. Twould be pointless.

[meangreenmama]

I know you wouldn't. Other people probably wouldn't see it that way, though.

[lionofolympus]

Alas.

Of course, I couldst always wrestle... other things.

[meangreenmama]

I am shocked and appalled.

I thought for sure you'd take it there way before now. I was waiting for it!

[lionofolympus]

I didst not wish for you to think I couldst not simply converse with thee, fair Jennifer!

[meangreenmama]

Ah, Herc. You do a body good.

[lionofolympus]

Thy beauty doth compel me to treat thee as a jade princess.

[meangreenmama]

[More giggling.]

Jade princess. Oh my.

[lionofolympus]

Shall I come to thee and rescue you?

[meangreenmama]

Jade princess. Hee.

Oh, dear, I don't know, I don't think I can be saved from this avalanche of legal briefs!

[lionofolympus]

Perhaps just whisk thee away for some time.

[meangreenmama]

[Somebody's forgetting the whole 'reality is disappointing' thing, it would appear.]

...All right. But only if you behave yourself. And brush your teeth so your breath doesn't smell of KFC.